I’m sexually attracted to this Jacket
I have reblogged this before and I will again. Can’t get over this thing.
I should make this now.
I had two ideas for what I would get married in.
1. Pirate Attire
2. A cross between a dress and a tux
you have created both
Marry me in this and I will love you forever
oh fuck every time i see it i laugh so fucking hard. i have to reblog this every time. i can’t not reblog this
lOOK AT THE GUY IN THE BACKGROUND HE’S LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF
this is so great omg
He looks at his hand like it’s the first time he’s ever seen it.
you mean to tell me america are just starting to colour their money
man you guys are way behind
crikey
straya
What is that picture?
Is there a new version of Monopoly out?
THAT’S OUR MONEY YOU INCONSIDERATE FUCKTARD
canada colours their money too dont forget about us pls
Color My Inbox
Deep Red - I’m in love with you.
Red - I love you.
Pink - I think you’re cute.
Blue - You’re amazing.
Rose - You’re pretty
Purple - You’re hot.
Plum - I would fuck you.
Violet - I would date you.
Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours.
Lavender - You are my tumblr crush.
Orange - I want to get to know you.
Tangerine - We have a lot in common.
Amber - I wish you would notice me.
Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.What the hell, why not?
I could have done something much better with it, but after realising there’s no rotation animation in Photoshop I was demotivated. xD Ah well…
someone online: *calls me cute*
me: *surprised*
me: *wiggles awkwardly*
me: *pulls hoodie drawstrings*
me: *scrunches into down comforter*
me: *blushes for ten minutes*
me: *peeks out*
me: no u
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
What people sometimes say to a book addict
1: Stop spending so much money on books!
Me: I'm sorry, and what should I be spending so much money on if isn't on books?
2: Go to the library!
Me: ...but my collection is my own personal library, isn't it?
3: Why don't you just give some of them away?
Me: Tell me, are you going to give your kids away?
4: Don't you buy doubles sometimes?
Me: The chance that I might makes life that much more exciting.
5: You have too many books!
Me: I'm going to ignore you now.
6: You read too much!
Me: I'm sorry, but am I judging you for breathing?
7: Aren't you afraid your bookcases will collapse?
Me: That's just another risk that makes life exciting, isn't it?
8: How much did you spend this time?
Me: An amount of money for an amount of books.
9: Don't you own like every book in that store already?
Me: You obviously know very little about the publishing industry and how many books are published every year.
10: I bet you don't even remember all the facts.
Me: Thanks for telling me how my brain works, that was so kind of you!
Do you collect anything? And if yes, what?
Well, if you call it collecting, books? Not sure if that can be called collecting. I had a sticker album for Pokémon, though, which I collected the stickers in, in 4th grade (elementary) :D
ALL of this. Encourage people to try new words, to mess them up, to experiment with vocabulary, to learn complicated adjectives and verbs and nouns, because words are fun.
Also, don’t be a jerk.
AMEN SISTAH. PREACh
Colonel.
I read all the Halo books before someone called me out when I read it outloud.
I felt so dumb omg.
I did that with Colonel and conspicuous as a kid lmao
Colonel and annihilation
Do you know how much this helps people whose first language is not English? Thanks for this.
